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Quest for the Holy Grain - Best Beer Bars |
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The Taproom We had travelled 2799 miles from Baltimore to Modesto. Our first stop was a disappointment. We wanted a saloon, a bit of a dive bar that was predictable that had drinkable beers. We were Ubering, no laws were broken in the preparation of this review. Our Uber driver had to make three U-turns to find the place with his GPS on. Maybe you get the pictue? The Tap Room was the end establishment in what was a small strip of stores on a lot perpendicular to the road. Check out there Facebook website and you will find pictures of foof with a bottle of Coors Light or Corona. ‘Nuff said? I drank Stella ordered from a draft list and served in a bottle. Do not travel 2799 miles for the Tap Room. PS their beer menu had a short description of each beer. Coors light was called “lightly flavored water: Michelob Ultra said see Coors Light. What I want to know is what was a Questor doing in a bar that sold Michelob Ultra?
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Fanny Ann's Saloon As you walk along the boardwalk sidewalks of Old Sacramento you can't help but imagine what a bustling town this was in the 1800s. And there is Fannie Ann's Saloon that looks like it may have been there when it all started. Except they weren't, they started in 1973. Fannie Ann's is part eccentric aunt's attic, part escape room, part bad trip and part dive bar that provides three floors of WTF was that experiences. It is dark and, it would be kind to say eclectically decorated with a collection of things most accurately described as weird crap. It hangs from the ceilings, it adorns the walls, it fills every inch of space. The first floor has a bar, it is a tiny bar it has about ten stools only seven of which are usable. My companion said they had a Stone. The second floor has two closely arranged tables and the restrooms adorned with the vamp from Who Killed Roger Rabbit and Roger his own self. They are charmingly arranged to make you wrongly guess which is the men's room and which is the ladies room. HaHaHa! Endless laughs, but actual fun when someone from your party gets it wrong. The third floor has booths in a bizarro world speakeasy style. It also has games. Fanny Ann's is a funky place that grows on you and within 15 minutes you're comfortable there and by the time you leave you want to come back, even if it takes you over 20 years to do so. If you got a first floor seat, that is. Here is the kicker for mature questors. There is no table service. So, if you sit on the third floor and want a beer you must schlep down two flights of stairs to get it and then schlep back up to drink it. |
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Preserve Public House A buddy in Dawson's (Dixon, CA) said to try the Preserve in Winters. Preserve is California.
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The Daily Pint The Daily Pint is a friendly, crowded and bustling beer bar in Santa Monica, CA that is about as far removed from the trendy, posh upscale Santa Monica scene as one could imagine. The Daily Pint would be right at home in Fells Point – but Santa Monica? The draft list is outstanding, and there are usually 35 taps plus two to four casks. The bartenders are very knowledgeable and helpful – the certifiably Irish bartender on duty pointed me to a Drake's Aroma Coma, the flat-out most hoppy aromatic beer of all time.
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University of Beer New brick and mortar Universities are rare in this day and age but low and behold, one has appeared in the college town of Davis, California. It is a schizophrenic little place with high tech menus and yet no website. The interior bar has a post-digital décor - blecch - and yet it is part sidewalk café. Its employees are indifferent yet friendly once engaged. The University of Beer experience is transformative, inspiring students to be inquisitive, expressive, strong, confident and inebriated. UB has 60 beers on tap and they say they are adding at least one new beer each day. The taps are supplemented by bottles that are more global than the taps. The bar has a strip running down it that is chilled, set your beer on it and it keeps your beer cool. Did we really need this? Most people order their beer by number. Really? There is a recessed border on the server side of the bar that is coated with sand or salt or sumpin sumpin that is used to dry the bottom of a fresh pour. I am not sure how I have lived this long without that. Your intrepid reported made the mistake of thinking the website could be used to provide you with a detailed description of the beer list. The highlight of our visit was the road trip that was not. A huge, almost bus sized, limousine/party bus stopped across the street from UB. The driver left the empty limo with its engine running and its door open while he disappeared into an adjacent building, presumably looking for a client. We tried to interest some of our sidewalk café brethren and cistern in grabbing our beers and heading for the limo but there were no takers.
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The Davis Beer Shoppe Davis is a quiet little town.
Even so, against all odds we were able to grab a barrel and three stools that were way too high for the barrel. What the hell - at least we were sitting. The cold box offers a nice selection of bottles for the way-too-small seating arena (chairs for maybe 20 people) and you can drink any of the beers in the retail section but there is a corkage fee for them. Food at The Beer Shoppe is limited to chips. Don't plan on eating there. I have had a nice variety of beers there and on this day the retail cold box has three Russian Rivers ...part of my own California mania. “I wish they all could be Russian River beers...”
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Froggy's
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Hollingshead's Delicatessen OK, so it's one of those a-bit-hard-to-find places. Just drive north on Main Street off the 5 for about a mile - go a bit past Mainplace Shopping Center...the mall, moron.... Look for Duke's Hamburgers on the left and turn in to the nondescript strip mallaza behind it. Voila! Hollingshead's; a beer Oasis with football smack to boot. At two store-fronts wide, Hollingshead's is: (1) a sandwich deli, with about fifty combinations of meats, cheeses and rolls - nothin' fancy but great to absorb brews.
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Lucky Baldwin's British Pub and Cafe In the heart of Old Town Pasadena, Lucky Baldwin's fancies itself to be a British pub and cafe. There's British pub food - yes - but the 63 taps and 150+ different bottles of beer are heavily Belgian (and that's a good thing). But don't even go there for the Belgians; go there for the Craftsman Brewery beers (from Pasadena) which seem to turn up and turn over often. During our most recent visit we had a Craftsman Fireworks saison (6.8% and a bit heavier than a traditional saison) and a Craftsman Triple with white sage (9% and sage up-front). Lucky Baldwin's is divided into a number of rooms that are dimly lit and pub-loud; pleasant outside seating provides a view of the passing crowd. Several TVs are usually turned to soccer matches. This place is worthy of return visits.
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Tornado Pub You are in the Haight and you are in the 21 st century... until you cross the threshold of the Tornado Pub . Inside it wants to be the 60s. If I lived in San Francisco this would be my home bar. There is no food, no macros. There is only good beer and lots of it. Sandwiched between a carry out pizza hovel and a great sausage sandwich hole-in-the-wall, you don't have to go far for sustenance in case you want to spend some time here. And many people do. This is not your happy hour-on-the-way-somewhere-else crowd. The Tornado feels more like part of your life's destination. It is an alcoholic portal-of-entry to the 60s. The crowd feels laid back, very unlike the intense San Francisco that cares way too much for its liberal causes, man. I mean...this place is cool. The choice of beers...it has to be 40 or more taps...is out of sight, man, and some of the offerings are primo, especially the Russian River beers, we can't get back east. It's the kind of place you might drop in to find out what condition your condition is in. The décor is simple. Dark and beer. Beer taps adorn the walls and intrude on the ceiling. A scattered deer trophy keeps an eye on the denizen drinkers. Did that deer just wink at me, man? Far out. The bar runs from the door to the walk-in refrigerator. Opposite the bar is a line of tables against the wall that sit four people each on raised stools. It is a worn and comfortable place. The patrons were all born in the wrong decade; they are flower children at heart. The clothes are contemporary slovenly. No one was dressed to impress here, no one was returning from a high pressure anything. There were no fashionably dressed men or women sitting anywhere with their legs crossed. The Tornado is the release valve. And great beers are the release. I wish I'd taken better notes, dear reader, but it was an eastern Questor's nirvana of hard to get West Coast beers. There were four Russian Rivers on tap and with a selection of Moonlights, Lagunitas, and lesser known “I wish they all could be California beers” beers. Some Deschutes and a nice array of German wheats and beers of most styles, although stouts and porters were under represented for the most part. I enjoyed the RRs and fell prey to some repeats I had only had in bottles, like Aventinus, hardly a West Coast beer. All the beers were served by a friendly and knowledgeable but minimally so beertender, who could have been extolling the virutes of Columbian or hydroponic weed. I think he just returned from a love-in; just the right level of personable. A list of beers is available at http://www.toronado.com/draft.htm but consider it representative rather than up-to-date. This place is groovy and it just may be San Fran's best beer bar.
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Goat Hill Tavern One word: dive. Bros bar for locals.
We visited Goat Hill in the early evening several years ago - the place was packed and loud but still enjoyable, in a packed and loud sort of way.
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Yard House Another beer bar chain with 25 locations in nine states, about half of which are in Southern California.
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Musso and Frank Grill If you're going to Hollywood looking for movie stars, start here, at the bar. Musso and Frank's is classic mid-20th century adult: dark wood, faded wallpaper, grilled liver, shrimp cocktails, and the like; waiters and bartenders are attentive and discreet and include three guys named Manny.
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